1. Wear your motherfucking best clothes—it shows the actors that you think their performance is worth dressing up for.
2. Shut the fuck up—Don’t fucking open that hole on your face while the show is taking place.
3. Put your motherfucking cell phone away—that’s fucking rude and I really shouldn’t have to explain why4.DO. NOT. LEAVE. DURING. BOWS.
5. KEEP YOUR FUCKING FEET OFF THE GOD DAMN SEATS
Clarissa Pinkola Estés
I hope to go out and make stories happen to me.
I’m going to see Gero in Phantom in June. *raises heroic fist in the air*